Speaking purely with relation to the cameras that I use (fully mechanical), I'd say that film's got the most sex appeal:
Without batteries, it recharges as fast as your hands can move.
The pushing, pulling, twisting etc. of a well-machined rewind (k)nob.
The smoothness of the lube in pre-AF lenses and the push-pull zoom.
I'm sure I'll think of more humour of this genre sometime soon…