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Old 1 Week Ago   #41
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I can Ilford to take any more of these puns, they are Harmon my Wirgin ears. I Contina take much more of this, as God is my Witness.
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@Greyscale- I think you are taking this out of Contax. The OP is a Prominent member here on the Rangefinder Forum, and he just Leica good pun.
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If Vito is Balda, he should wear a Fed(ora).
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@Greyscale- I think you are taking this out of Contax. The OP is a Prominent member here on the Rangefinder Forum, and he just Leica good pun.
This could not be any Planar. My Objective was not to focus on the negative. Don’t have a double-stroke, Zunow what I mean?
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This could not be any Planar. My Objective was not to focus on the negative. Don’t have a double-stroke, Zunow what I mean?
Sounds like a reversal to me. You seem to project well, but I don't think we need to involve the Fed on this one. Just not sure Werra you goin' here.
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Sounds like a reversal to me. You seem to project well, but I don't think we need to involve the Fed on this one. Just not sure Werra you goin' here.
I plead the Foth. It is Clarus day that I am being framed.
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It's easel to explain what's going on. Nocti more than a reciprocity failure to communicate.
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Let's not throw each other for a loupe here. The objectiv of this thread is puns and jokes!
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I got some eggs Fomapan and now I will Cooke them until they are Braun and crispy on the edges, and serve them with the soup DeJur.
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Let's not throw each other for a loupe here. The objectiv of this thread is puns and jokes!
The objectiv is pretty clear, but there is some minor haze. It is all about fungi.
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I got kicked by a Hors,man, and now I have a Wollensak. Sorry about being so Graphic, but Argus, it hurts.
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I got some eggs Fomapan and now I will Cooke them until they are Braun and crispy on the edges, and serve them with the soup DeJur.
I like my eggs a little Brownie too. My wife needs to be Cokin them Exakta-ly right.
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I am doing the Bessa can. Ikonta do any better.
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Leica film to continue? Okaya then, don't Wray the producers. Turn a new Leaf and SPUR on and shoot film, ORWO, just stay calm. Film and digital are the Alpa and OMEGA of photography today. For many film is their Forte. Leitz on Volks. Be a Realist, Pony up and use film or lose it.
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Now we're talking! This is great thinking outside the box speed. All the new participants are pushing this thread forward, and our exposure index will only increase!
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Most dogs prefer the meaty taste of Alpa.
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I'm not throwing shade, but the boys in the hood do lack a certain flare.
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Most dogs prefer the meaty taste of Alpa.
Speaking of dogs, what do you call a three legged one?
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A tri-pawed!
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I used to be a fungi, but since my separation things are a bit hazy.
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I think that I put my Bausch and Lomb Contax lenses in the wrong Eyemos.
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Greyscale might look like a blockhead in his avatar, but he's an Intrepid and witty punster. He's got as many jokes as cameras and coffee mugs!
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BRB, need to take a light leak.
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Need to slow down this pun development. I have a day JOBo.
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Greyscale might look like a blockhead in his avatar, but he's an Intrepid and witty punster. He's got as many jokes as cameras and coffee mugs!
Some of his jokes are Superb, if not at least SLIK.
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You put the lime in the coconut, Yashica it all up.
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BRB, need to take a light leak.
Bound to happen if you drink a lot of Caffenol.
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You put the lime in the coconut, Yashica it all up.
Sounds like a D-Lux drink! Prepared like a proper agitation scheme, shaken not stirred.
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Bound to happen if you drink a lot of Caffenol.
This is agitating. Stop and Fix it please... Then maybe a little Film Washi.
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This is agitating. Stop and Fix it please... Then maybe a little Film Washi.
Sure, just make sure to take it to the Waterhouse for Washi.
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Photo puns are art using the Wratten word.
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Sure, just make sure to take it to the Waterhouse for Washi.
Just don't make a Metz carrying it over.
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Sounds like a D-Lux drink! Prepared like a proper agitation scheme, shaken not stirred.
Sounds good. I'll take one, and probably some Moersch.
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Photo puns are art using the Wratten word.
Wratten, but totally unfiltered, at least in this tread!
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The play "I am A Camera" premiered on Broadway in 1951.
New York Times reviewer Walter Kerr wrote:
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The play "I am A Camera" premiered on Broadway in 1951.
New York Times reviewer Walter Kerr wrote:
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What an Oskar the Grouch. Somebody should take him behind the Barnack and give him a talking to.
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What an Oskar the Grouch. Somebody should take him behind the Barnack and give him a talking to.
Maybe Joe Biden will take him behind the barn and kick the Efke outta him.
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